This is a blog
No colon still rollin.
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this is the funniest fucking tweet ive ever seen because it’s so true
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have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like
even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out
shut the fuck up and look at these fucking cats holy fucking hell shitfuck holy fuck
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i haven’t used tumblr in l i t e r a l l y years but i am in bed with a tummy bug so naturally this is where i find myself.
other than that, life’s good.
Reported Bigfoot Sightings
Can’t believe Bigfoot was looking at furry porn while reading Martha Stewart in an IHOP
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In Kalinigrad, a pedestrian passed through a car standing at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the green light.
i aspire to be this petty someday
“you got room here? can i just move right through here, seeing as you are standing on the pedestrian crosswalk? thanks.”
I was just talking about this video an hour ago.
if someone asks you what big dick energy is send them this video
(via cryptidfuckery)
An action scene in a movie: *The hits or gunshots line up perfectly with the beat of the soundtrack*
Me, gasping for air: Holy shit
the most exciting thing about tumblr is when you’re reading an issue post and you have to guess if you’re supposed to agree with it or not before getting to the last comment
Me reading a text post
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