


So I’m visiting my brother, having a few beers, and we decide to order pizza. I told him of the luck I had with the Papa John’s at home. I suggested to ask them to write a Game of Thrones haiku. When the delivery guy got to the door he opened with “Would you like me to perform your Game of Thrones haiku?” To which we responded with an applauding yes. This is what we got and we tipped 5 dollars extra.
ok none of that bullshit stuff
THESE are the best feelings in the world:
- peeing after holding it in all day
- faking ill and getting sent back to bed
- when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
- getting a back massage
- seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg
- when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation
(via audbroad)
I walk into the room and my sister was making these
we are not handling the hiatus very well
(via audbroad)
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash
(via pocketfulllofsoul)
i want a ring that acts as a mini-watch and i can check the time on my finger instead of my wrist
the future is now
(via becalmbeforethestorm)
In case anyone is not having the best of days, remember that this performance of “Halo” exists.
(via the-artist-inside-of-me)
fuckin cats, man.
make sure your speakers are on
(Source: videohall, via artsyasfuckwithamg)

fuck I want this
THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE
My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…
you could have some epic Jedi battles with those
I’d walk around like I had a monster cock… js
I would too.
(Source: hapsical)
I don’t get how some people can describe Misha/Castiel as frail or thin.
I mean just look at his arm oh lordy
(via mistress-winchester)